Monday Night League Pool Team Application

Please check the appropriate responses provided, fill-in additional information and then hit the "Submit" key.  You may or may not receive an error message.  Irregardless an email will be sent to the proper person.

STEP ONE:    TRUE or FALSE

1 I have a name (may be required below)
True       False    
2 I have played league 8-ball pool in my lifetime
True       False    
3 I know what "scratching" means
True       False    
4 I know what "ball-in-hand" means
True       False    
5

If "Yes" to questions 3 or 4 above it is not because of

True       False    
6 I checked the answer to question 5 regarding double-negatives
True       False    
7 At least one word in this Webpage so far is not a real word
True       False    
8 I can be at whatever bars are on the River Rats' schedule, as well as The Mill, by 7:30 p.m. on Monday nights
True       False    
9 On rare occasions I can play until whenever my last match is scheduled in the events the River Rats are only able to play on one pool table
True       False    
10 River Rats and Boomtown Rats signify different things as far as Mondays are concerned
True       False    
11 I can call a the River Rat team captain or a designated representative on a Saturday or Sunday to declare my playing status for the following Monday
True       False    
12 I will not text-message when playing a River Rats Monday night league pool game
True       False    
13 I return phone calls regarding a commitment such as a Monday night pool league
True       False    
14 I can be reliably transported to Monday night league pool engagements
True       False    
15 If I have the option I will ask teammates for help
True       False    
16 I am a generally considered a nice person
True       False    
17 I can take constructive criticism
True       False    
18 I do not "Go Postal" under any circumstances
True       False    

If you answered "True" to question #7 above then please place the word in this Webpage that is not a word from question #7 below:

You may proceed to STEP TWO

STEP TWO: DECISION PRIOR TO STEP THREE

19 Before I submit any contact information I would like to contact someone from The Mill River Rats to tell me more about the league, the team or both
Yes       No    
20 Before I submit any contact information I would like to contact and play some pool games with someone from The Mill River Rats
Yes       No    

OK - if the answer to # 19 is "Yes," then skip STEP THREE, complete STEP FOUR if you like, and then go to the "Contact" page of this Website, pick someone and call them.  Whoever you call should get you in touch with someone who will be able to discuss any questions you have and to play a few games of pool with you.

Question #20 is totally dependent on the answer to #19 and is thus totally useless aside from getting the Webmaster an even number of questions.

(NOTE - hitting "Submit" below will NOT reveal your email address to the person receiving the information provided in this form.)

If you answered "No" to Question #19 then please proceed to STEP THREE

STEP THREE: PERSONAL INFORMATION
Name (only if you answered "True" to #1)
Telephone Number
Email
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STEP FOUR: END GAME

If you have completed the form, please hit the "Submit" button.  You may or may not receive an error message.  Regardless an email will be sent to the proper person.

Upon the receipt of your application you will be contacted with the veracity with which you attacked your application!